A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES and realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives past a third sign saying SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT, his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business." "Very well, my son. Please follow me."
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man "Please knock on this door." He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit and holding a tin cup. This nun instructs "Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: GO IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY.
13 comments:
my dear sweet Renee AND/OR Sammy - That joke is as old as Methuselah. Funny just the aame - Thanks for the recycling. I wish more people would get a sense of humor in room 5 - It is kind of sad when certain people get totally upset when words like hell, damn or penis, breast, vagina, screw, ass or other very bland words we use all the time are uttered. This Bellatchantry needs to get her head out of the ground and grow up some. She is not a baby, I don't think !!!
anon
24/7/06 22:14
gone
Anon 13.54 I hope there will always be women like Belle who dont tolerate dirtbags spewing filthy innuendo in their presence, if more of the women objected then maybe more of the "men" would act with a little more respect. Well done you Belle, you have the respect of any "gentleman" you come across.
it is not only the men 25/7/06 00:14
havent u heard of kartialena and lavonne rofl
In really bad and poor taste.
To anon13:14 - Its people like belle who cause all the problems - their narrow minded provincial "holier then thou" spewing. Words are just that - FUCKING words. You should grow up also. Get real and realize they can't hurt you. Renee - I was in the room today when they were working their shit act on you. Stand up to those assholes. Fuck them and their petty bullshit - You did what you had to do, and fuck them and the horse they rode in on if they can't understand that - some people are so fuckin brain wshed with this religious crap they can't see the light at the end of the tunnel. i really feel for them. They must lead very lonely lives..
yeah it was in poor taste anon 04:03 just like i said. i called it lame and A4 deleted it. It's still lame. I know where they're coming from and it isn't from God. Very very poor taste.
hahhaahahahaha,,,,manny u fuck-head pretend Jew,,,,btw fuckhead, Jews are people of God, u aint that ,,,,,,,u r just pissed a lady wouldnt look twice at u,,,,fuckhead,,,,stick to judging the hookers in central park and comparing crouch rot with ur boys the barflys in the sleezy bars u sleep in,,,,hhahahahahahahaha,,,,fuckoff idiot,,,,,just becoz u make stings hot and wet doesnt mean real women can put up with ur mouth or your smell,,,,
hold on to ur hats folks,,,,,,can feel gardie,,,,queen of the drama queen is gonna tell us how wonderfl manny is,,,,and wat a gentleman he is,,,,hahahahahahahahahahahaha
lol anon 1:58 & 2:00 - poor poor manny , always getting blamed. you two dipshits really have no clue. Sure I am Manny, yeah right ! - Manny doesn't have the brains to write this good shit. He is busy sniffing and fucking with stingsau. This kewl, blame him and I can continue on my merry way. well you two anons assholes, fuck you both, and your whore wives you rode in on
hey shit-for-brains 06:01 keep em coming it's a scream watching you go mad all over the blog. LMFAO
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