Thursday, July 20, 2006

Pastor BillY Bob



















BillY Bob is an old street revivalist who wandered into Catholic Chat and staYed. The Pastor will not onlY save Your soul, but anY small cats stuck up a tree. Not much is known about this God fearing preacher man, but I have heard it said that when not in chat spreading the Lords word he moonlights as a snake oil saleman. Thats right folks the silver tongued BillY Bob sells the cure for what ails You. For those who maY not know snake oil is recommended for anY medical ailment. The true wonder of nature in a bottle. I highlY recommend it for aslo removel of oil stains, blood stains, spilt wine stains, guns shot residue.... as i said the wonders of nature.

"Do I hear an amen.."

samantha xx
(sister sam 12th Chapter)

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

AMEN.....Well I happen to like the pastor billyjoe Bob, he is good people...he should visit the rooms more....

Anonymous said...

You don't get an amen from me, you get an E minus. This article has to be one of the worst examples of English ever written. Please read it again and try to make corrections.



Syntax Error.

Samantha xx said...

Didn't realize we were in school.

Anonymous said...

typical schoolkid retort :))

Anonymous said...

sam you stupid twat,,,,hahahhahaha,,,pastor billy bob is 10 times the intelligence of you,,,,,u r so stupid u dont understand his point,,,,hahahahahaha,,,,u really r a pointless whore sam,,,hahahhahahahaha

Anonymous said...

whatever....the Pastor Billy Bob gag was funny the first million times the guy used it..now its friggin OLD.....come on...sometimes repeat a joke too much it no longer is funny..but annoying

Samantha xx said...

pastor billy bob is 10 times the intelligence of you

You obviouslY missed out on punctuation and grammar, and the abilitY to construct a sentence.

Anonymous said...

LMFAO@A4 correcting someone else's grammar. ha ha ha

PMSL at the order and arrangement of the sentence that begins "You obviously......."

LMAO. You obviously cannot see the error, nor the irony. LMAO

Anonymous said...

Yeah anon 14:25pm these gals are brainless bimbos. Whores and sluts the lot of them. Samantha is the biggest whore.

Samantha you are a WHORE. Repent.

Anonymous said...

She wouldn't know how to repent and i think a sentence starts with a capital letter but perhaps we should leave them with some dignity, they are in need of it.

Samantha xx said...

Samantha said...
anonYmous 23/7/06 1041....
Samantha you are a WHORE. Repent.

stop that sort of talk immedediatelY please it's filthY and I hate filth..I am not a whore this is just a rumor stared bY some some cantankerous Canadian bitches...who feel I stopped too long on the turf (room 1)

samantha xx

Anonymous said...

Oh dear, imagine that. A rumor started by the Canadians that Sammy is a whore? Tsk tsk. That's just the thing about rumors isn't it Sammy darling? You can dish em out with the other low down company that you keep, but you sure as hell can't take it when the gossip and insults are hurled at you. That's called rough justice you idiot.

Newsflash: Sammy is a hypocrite. Tha, nobody can deny. :))

Anonymous said...

Sammy & Renee - Doesn't matter what they say about you - I loves ya both - These idiots have no fuckin clue - A bunch of provincial "C**TS". I would take either of you any day over any of them. As to you Sammy being a whore, how much !!! :) - just kidding sweetheart. Just you both don't change or else I might have to put you both over my knees, BUT then again as I pulled your panties down, you might like it...lmao

Anonymous said...

manny is a dirty old pervert but sammy and renee seem to like that. What a joke

Anonymous said...

anon 10:39 - manny hasn't or doesn't even come into this blog. what the hell are you talking about . If you come into room 5 and open up your eyes you will see what a gentleman he is. Maybe you are one his clones trying to cause trouble. maybe you are one of those religious fuck-heads trying to just cause trouble. Renee and Sammy are beautiful ladies

Anonymous said...

anon 11:06 YOU are obviously manny. I am not a clone or a religious fuck-head. You give yourself away every time manny. You caused a shitload of trouble and think you can weasle your way out of it by reinventing yourself. Doesn't wash with me you moron. As for gentleman? Sheesh you never have been and never will be. Its plain to see in room 5 that nobody can trust you. Youre in that room incognito half the time, the other times you come in with your Manny ID and seem to know exactly what's going on. You need therapy. Idiot.

Anonymous said...

yuck

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Anonymous said...

06:05 Have you been drinking AGAIN? and nope matey not belle and not muslimes. LMAO Nice try no banana.