Several weeks ago I approached chad about doing a storY on him. When I asked him to provide me with some information about him for this story I was refered to Mabel. (the monkeY) Now I know Michael Jackson had a thing about monkeYs, but chad come on ...a monkeY for a spokesperson? Mabel was verY guarded about anY information on her beloved Chad and supplied onlY the barest information...she was one tough primate to talk to. She also carries a gun and from what she eluded to indicated that she can use it.
This is some of what Mabel had to saY - Identity crisis - Who is Seraphim? (Catholic Chat room 1)
...Chad was always raised to believe that male and female are equal. It seems to be ok to call men anything we want but if a man calls a woman something bad...all the sudden we are suppose to treat them differently. If we are equal we have to be equal even when we are bad to each other. If women don't like to be called bitches..it would be quite hypocrtical for them to call any man an asshole etc. ..
ShortlY after this Mabel had a slight accident while cleaning her firearm and was hospitalized. The staff where she is resting have released a statement claiming she will make a full and speedy recoverY. The picture shows Chad trainning a new replacement monkeY on how to Kneel with eYes shut.
samantha xx
28 comments:
Just when you thought it couldn't get any more boring, along comes this tedious, long winded, trivial, humdrum and unexciting piece of nonsense. All of these adjectives adequately describe the daily lives of A4.
this is the worst piece of writing this excuse for a blog has ever spewed up.....I give it an F-
I give a FLYING FUCKIN FICKLE FINGER OF FATE to the following assholes of room5: belleatchantry-goawaymuslimes-cialoveshimself-teaandcookies-tomcom-gardeniaslushed-stingssmellycrotch-silverswanshithead and a host of other pathetic over pioused right wing evangelical fucked up relious nutcakes who are ruining everything because they have no other life but fucking religion
Ah, dont the ladies like to hear about your kosher pickle manny, and reference to their female parts, and the smut generated by you therefrom? I wonder why not, maybe its not so much that they are religious nuts, but that they are just that, ladies, you ever seen one of those? And just maybe their respective husbands/partners dont like it either?
hahahahahhahaha,,,,but ty for reminding evryone that this blog is a slander-forum manny,,,,hahahahahahahahaha
alas poor REAL MANNY, if he ever did come into this he would be royally pissed people. I know, and you all known that the REAL MANNY is not writing this, so why not give it a rest already. The REAL MANNY wouldn't even come into this blog or stoop to such a low level. All you Manny clones, you too give it a rest. It is boring and trite. I am a true friend and believer in REAL MANNY and I know he has a lot of others out there. We love you Manny
Dead in here ain't it?
yes anon 08.01 just me and thee today, what is there to say really, not a lot
fancy a beer anon 08.01?
But Chad aint got a monkey called Mabel?
Has Chad got a monkey named Mabel?
He hasnt. I just checked with him. In fact he hasnt got any pets at all. So what is this story about then?
You didn't check with nobody....I do have pets.. Mabel my glock-wielding chimp and Linus the Cat God. Deal with it.
Wots a glock? And whats a cat god?
Hey anon 6:38 - what the hell is the matter with you. a glock is one of those idiots that visits this blog and writs PROFOUND BULLSHIT in it...lol A super glock is one that comes back to rewrite more PROFOUND BULLSHIT
Samantha who would want to feel or touch you? Dont flatter yourself lmao.
All posts that make SammY look even more ridiculous than she already is... will be deleted. lmao
To 08.03 Anonymous. Thanks for clarifying the glock issue. You qualify as Super Glock Supreme. Good old MannY.
Chad buys his pants at the THREE LEGGED HABERDASHER. There is a third leg in the pant center where rides his monkey
"just read the deleted message ...30/7/06 04:57
in Your dreams buddY boY the onlY thing You will ever feel or touch of mine is mY shoe kicking You"
lmao. I also just read your message. Only WHAT in my dreams you stupid woman???? You make it sound as though I made some kind of proposition. Let's get one thing straight. I'm FEMALE (and straight). So get over yourself, stop deleting posts which don't address you as "your highness" and stop all this nonsense about kicking people with your shoes. It's A BLOG. IN CASE YOU CAN'T READ PROPERLY I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. IT'S A B.L.O.G. Your shoes wont be going anywhere but the soles of your two left feet. Still, you do us a service. When we're bored we come here for a laugh; wannabee reporters and bloggers with nothing to write, but badly, can be a brief and comical distraction from the real world of journalism. lol. Now go away like a good little old lady and do some crochet.
16:05 since your finger is far larger than your poor, shrivelled up little penis... I've thought about it and the answer is still no. I'm not like your precious A4 gals. Ya gotta date me properly first. And I dont expect payment afterwards.
Bring it on anon 1.34, I love it when the claws come out!
hey anon 1:34 - if I had cia's littel cock, I would use it to fuck you. Too mnay fleas hovering around the mons veneris (outer lips for you illiterate ones). I rather have the A4 on my side any day of the week, rather then your sorry "cunt" ass of a body. And Belle, learn how to speak properly in the room. Your a disgrace with your english :))
Anon 601 - really, if you had it, you mean you want it, do a little revision on your anatomy and get the naming of parts a little more correct before you make more of an idiot out of yurself. And while we are at it, Im sure you American hillbillies must get really pissed off when someone really English speaks English properly, and people dont need a translator, eat your heart out for the cut glass!!! It will never be yours.
hey 7:42 - the mons venaris is the outer lips you fuck-head. I have one so eat shit. You need the anatomy lessson bitch
An Anatomy Lesson for 07:4:
This is a brain. It belongs to Anonymous 06:01 & 09:13. It is defunct and is the reason the idiot writes as it does.
Now BrainDump 09:13.... did I poke a hole in your itty bitty ego bucket? lmao
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