1. When you are sad -- I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you every chance I get until you're NOT. 5..... When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until *_YOU STOP WHINING!_*
6... When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.
7... When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll laugh at you, you clumsy arse, but I'll help you up.
9. This is my promise.... 'Why?' you may ask; */_Because you're my mate._/*
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
ty to my friend who sent me this ..
sam xx
