LET'S ALL MOVE TO TEXAS, THIS SUMMER . . .
May 30th: Just moved to Dallas....TX. Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.
June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a Pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper.
June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me.Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
July 10th: The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people ge used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat and humidity is taking longer than I expected.
July 15th: Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 2nd degree burns over 60% of my body.) Missed 2 days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned mylesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.
July 20th: I missed Jerry (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Jerry had swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all over the $2,000 leather upholstery. I told the kids that he ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and SHITS. No more pets in this heat.
July 25th: The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!! And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts
July 30th: Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $1,500 in damn house payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever comehere?
Aug. 4th: It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down a little, but this freakinghumidity makes the house feel like it's about 90. Stupid repairman pissed in my pool. I hate this stupid city.
Aug. 8th: If another wise ass cracks, "Hot enough for you today?", I'm going to tear his throat out. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like a dead cat!!
Aug. 9th: Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my ass was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and ass. Now my car smells like burnt ass and fried cat.
Aug. 10th: The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do shit for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this barren damn desert?? Water rationing will be next, so $1700 worth of cactus just might dry up and blow into the damn pool. Even the cactus can't live in this heat.
Aug. 14th: Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 113 today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My husband had to spend the $1500 house payment to bail me out of jail.
samantha xx
this was emailed to me recentlY, thought I would share it with You all.
31 comments:
Wish you hadn't bothered. Yawwwwwn. Nothing more boring than other people's humdrum diaries.
now now anon 9:32 - you must be a pretty boring person if you take the time to come in to this GREAT blog and write your humdrum remarks like you do. I know who you are Belle, so stop with the petty bullshit already - give sammy & Rrenee a break - you're acting like a "Cee U Next Tuesday" and even for you, it isn't becoming. Why not just crawl back under that rock you live under, and lead your boring narrow minded provincial thinking ignorant petty and I might add, pathetic life. You are a waste of flesh Belle - FUCK OFF already
Dumbo 09:32 I'm well aware it was meant to be facetious banter. However, it still remains boring, and not even a joke. At least Samantha YOU are a huge joke every time you're in a chatroom or making half-assed retorts to posts in this idiotic blog. It is run watching your lame attempts to portray your persona as one ass-kickin, high-heeled sex kitten, when in fact you're an over the hill 50 something with a Manny fetish.
err ummm It's FUN watching you etc etc. lmao.....
that's for the grammar nazi's. (another expression you will all no doubt plagiarize)
What intrigues me is that You found the time to scroll down to the bottom of the storY on this "idiotic Blog" - post Your inane drivvel and then come back and correct an error You made.
You must be such a joY to live with..LMAO
*rolls eyes* What a lame comeback A4. But then again, how can you make a comeback when you've never been anywhere.
ps: LMAO @ Found time to scroll down. hahahaha Took all of 2 seconds. hahaha
I find it amusing that a4 admin, Sammy actually, talks about inane drivel. The only inane drivel comes from the a4 writers usually. At least most other people commenting have something worthwhile to say. I agree with the chatter at 01:31. The story and the whole blog is boring. So before anyone comes back with a "if its so boring why are you here" thing. I'm bored. I came here. I'm still bored.
Just an observation
praY tell where would these "worthwile" comments be placed if not for the A4?
It doesn't matter what storY "boring or otherwise" is published most of You anons direct Your criticisms at the A4 anYwaY
So You can alwaYs go elswhere and be "bored" but then again..
I bet we are even in Your favorites menu.
No you are not in my favorites menu. No need, you guys prostitute your silly blog several times a day in chat. I merely join the nefarious ranks of those who cannot stop laughing at your sad attempts at scathing, comedic journalism. However at least I redeem my bad taste by talking up the myth of convergence, surfing the wave of novelty, the vortex effect of group gnosis, rooting out poseurs such as A4, and formulating a strategy for cultural change that doesn’t rely on rank stupidity and simple answers.
Now silly girls. Go away and learn how to "write".
lmfao@anon 03-36. I didnt understand a word of it but ya sure make the A-4 look stupid and simple. ha ha ha
PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE - it is NOt drivel, it is PROFOUND BULLSHIT - Does Uncle Manny have to teach you people eveything. Sammy & Renee, you go girls !!! - I love your style and am with you 150% - Fuck Belle and her horde or wailing banshees who don't know shit from shinola...lmao
Didn't You know that "simple" is best
I feel that You are over qualified as a chat and blog connoisseur
rendering Yourself redundant to the socalled hoi poloi
see we can use use obscure and big words too!
We are not out to impress or influence others as You seem to be
We never claimed to be journalists
You are not surfing a wave of noveltY
rather trYing to ski tentatively on an ocean of diarrhea which is Your life
You are NO island! well not where anYone would want to live thats for sure
Formulating a strategY.. are You sure it isn't a stratagem?
A cold daY in hell awaits if You think it is..
gnosis? an interesting word..
In conclusion, You have out-big-worded Yourself
Go to the naughtY corner.
You are simple alright. Please discover the base differences between strategy and stratagem. (Best not to try and fly in the face of logistics, you're just not mentally capable.) Where were the obscure and big words, please? :|
If i am mentallY incapable then, whY the hell ask me what the big obscure words were?
This Blog is a forum for degenerates like Yourself - to vent
Think of it as a public service..
You are able to post on this Blog because WE allow it
You dance to the tune of the A4, and when we're done with You, we forget You or delete You
Logistics, schemantics or bad journalism doesn't enter into it.
Oh and as a matter of interest.. the big word was "IF"
there are two of them actuallY "IF ONLY"
Wow! all that brain-power going to waste - Too crYptic for You? sweetie?
Never mind i guess You can continue to masturbate over the Fredricks catalogue (summer edition)
You bore me!
told Ya LMFAO..
bYeeeeee LMFAO
LMAO Am I too hot for you A4 Admin? Is it because I make you all look like idiots? LMAO. Keep on deleting my posts, it makes my point for me. lol
You sit there in your senile dementia state, with a gangrene heart and rotting brain, grimacing at every reform, chattering impotently at all things that are decent, frothing, fuming, violently gibbering, going down to his grave in snarling infamy ... disgraceful, depraved ... and putrescent.
Can't bring it on, can you? lol. Thought not.
Anonymous 02:57 Bring what on?
As i have said, You are here because WE allow it, when You get boring or piss us off we will DELETE You, it is reallY quite fucking simple, even a moron such as Yourself must get the Gist.
Oh bY the waY You should of been a poet..NOT
Go read section "S" of Colliers
and swamp us with more inane ramblings, that is until we will delete You..LMFAO
LMFAO at "should of been a poet...."
Your grammar is awful. It's "should have been....." IDIOT
laughing =))
Anonymous 07:58..
Oh it's just mY waY of spelling 'should've!
We have a reason for continuallY checking into this blog. We own it.
What's Your reason?
Do You like being insulted?
Don't You get enough cerebral stimulation?
Oh wow i followed a question, with a question, with a question.. more bad grammar ;))
If thats the onlY thing wrong You can find with mY post, then You have problems..and a lot of them.
Questioning someones grammar\sYntax is the last refuge of the Insane
As i have said before.. Go stand in the naughtY corner
someone in heels will be along shortlY.
ha ha ha I'm so scared. Only thing your heels are worth are sticking up your ass to stop the shit leaking. lmfao
you seem upset anon 7/8/06 16:57?
Was it the mention of shoes or the naughtY corner? Have You reverted into the fetal position or was it the fecal elimination position?
Is Your little heart beating faster at the mention of shoes. Are You palms sweating sweety? There I go again asking questions. I'm a bad girl lol. Calm down mY little troll puppet we won't hurt You..much :D
I seem upset? Oh no! ha ha ha lmao. Now why would I be afraid of your shoes sweetie? They're even more ridiculous than your sad attempts at verbal domination. You just don't get it sweetie. Now sweetie, did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast again? It shows, in your continued unintelligent organic life form which it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting. Sweetie. Now work out who I am you silly woman. LMAO =))
Sweetie. lol
Verbal Domination? (I know You couldn't dominate anYthing, secretlY You love to be dominated)
brain tumors..I eat lungs for breakfast, tumors are an evening meal as anY good gourmet knows.
Bon Appetit!
unintelligent organic life form.
(An autobiographY?)
Now work out who I am you silly woman.
When all the comebacks lose ground, it's back to..
trY and figure out who i am?
Well.. Anon, this Admin doesn't give a shit who You are,
and i am quite certain the others here don't give a rats ass either.
All i know is what You are
and that isn't a lot.
Now i will have to have a word with
the person who unhandcuffed You and let You out of the naughtY corner.
LMFAO I love it when you dance to my tune. =))
ROFLOL.......this fucking blog is getting more idiotic by the minute...hahahahahahahhahahahahh...thanks anonymous..i think you gave this bastard a good fucking headache.
lmfao anon above maybe A4-Admin dont get headaches, We all know they aint got brains. Buncha dumb salami bitches cant get fucked either cuz they're old, dried up and ugly.LMFAO
This A4 admin person needs a reality check. Notice he/she doesnt have a single original thought or comment. It takes wisecracks from the person who posted before them in some crazy attempt to look like a rhetorical genius. What a clutz.
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