Saturday, August 12, 2006

HappY birthday CialovesYou























Oh Lord It`s Hard To Be Humble

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better loking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
We're doing the best that we can


lYrics bY Mac Davis


from a4

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

all i can say is all the ladies are safe from this "man of men" - Methinks sir tony likes the old lance-alot :) - Do you Tony - you like to get the old hershey hgwy special more then some women's pink pussy...lol

Anonymous said...

does DORK fit the bill with this guy?

Anonymous said...

sorry mate DORK is already taken by the A4

Anonymous said...

anon 12.20 are you the same latent homosexual who is stalking cummings? Come on out of the closet sweetie and join your friends, and then you wont have such an obsession with the sexual proclivities of others. Go on, you can do it.

Anonymous said...

you'd think that if this guy was as good a friend to mariecrap and steveonaleash as he says that he would forego going into the rooms where their arch enemies reside. But since love of his own voice is his reason for living, then no fidelity could keep him away.

Anonymous said...

13:39, I AM A STRAIGHT DUDE WHO LOVES PUSSY AND TITS..MAYBE YOUR THE HOMO WHO LIKES TO LIKE SIR TONY'S ASS AND BALLS...I WOULD PREFER TO ENTER SAMMY'S AND RENEE'S LUSCIOUS MUFF THEN EVEN THINK ABOUT TONY'S REAR END..I WILL THAT TO YOU...:)

Anonymous said...

Yeah, right, sure you are anon 4.54, you got a dirty mouth also, bet the women fall at your feet with a few of those words whispered in their ear, NOT.....

Anonymous said...

anon 4.54 you might wait to be invited to enter the elite, they wouldnt invite you I dont think, the mouth is a put off, so is the latent homosexuality.

Anonymous said...

anon 6:21 and 10:45 - you got me - you found me out - shit, damn, fuck. I like to suck cock rather then dine at the Y...alas so this is my lot in life..tsk tsk tsk...I have seen many vaginal openings I would love to lap and some I wouldn't so perhaps being a latent gay guy is better for me...:) methinks there are many laten gay guys in the room. Sir Tony being one of them

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Anonymous said...

ummmmmmm......i dunno but it just seems SammY or Renee got this HUGE crush on TonY. So tell us which one of You gals got jilted?? I know he is quite the heart-breaker! First, PippY didnt get HypY...and now SammY dont get TonY...sobbbbbbbb....it makes me wanna crY!!! I cant take it anymore :(

Anonymous said...

I know anon 00.40, its utterly tragic isnt it, gets you right in the gut does the heartbreak, poor Sammy just cant let it go and move on can she? He can never be hers, sob sob sob! You just cant expect a man like him to deal with such intellectual disability, but we must try and comfort dear Sammy with the thought that somewhere out there is someone made for her.

Anonymous said...

Correct 01:23 anon. Except I'm not hearbroken, I'm enjoying every moment of Sammy's humiliation. No wonder Tony wouldn't look at her, she has a charisma that must have come out of an immaculate conception between Fidel Castro and the wicked witch of the west. Any woman who can't at least make her online persona anything better than a treacherous brain-damaged old vulture like zsa-zsa Gabor, deserves every beating it gets. They don't hardly make 'em like Zsa Zsa any more, but just to be on the safe side, she should be sterilized anyway.

Anonymous said...

hey anon 3:01 - your lack of intellect is only preceeded by your moronic asisine rhetoric. Get your head out of your's or cia's ass - whichever is shallower. Renee and Sammy happen to be 2 of the sweetest women i know, and I would take them over 99% of the assholes that permeate the rooms of catholic chat. sniveling narrow minded provincial pontificating idiots are what you get. These 2 try to have some fun and all you imbeciles can do is show how truly brain dead you all are. Keep up the good work. You all SUCK !!!

Anonymous said...

lol at the raving lunatic above 06:30. Here are your spelling corrections

preceded.
asinine
It’s “your or cia’s ass”
snivelling

(narrow minded & provincial is one of my quips. Get original Manny.)

LMAO@Manny trying to appear smart. I don't see much chance of you ever finding your braincell, everything about you is half judaized, and half negrified. How can anyone expect a retard like you to be taken seriously. Isn't it about time you staged another death? ha ha

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Anonymous said...

Samantha sweetheart - those posts above are not mine. I won't stoop to such trivial nonsense. What i do have to say is I have become so fucking attracted to you. I think of you all the time. Please email me and I will write back and share some pictures with you. I can't think of anyone but you Samanatha - i am so sorry this has happened. Please forgive me honey, BUT it has

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Anonymous said...

Ohhh Tony, this is real Manny. The truth is out. I am a closet queer and find you so delectably delicious. I would love to suck on your manhood for hours and tickle your balls at the same time. Maybe you would ass fuck me some day you big hunk of masculinity. I am playing with myself as I write this Tony. Please whisper sweet things into my ears in the room. we can go private and just cyber fuck if you want xoxoxo

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Anonymous said...

Im a yankee doodle dandy, yankee doodle do or die. lmao

Oh hell yeah lets all go see these other blog links. On second thoughts youd have more fun tweezin hairs outta yer ass (and it would make more sense too). lmao

Samantha xx said...

Good to see all the catholics posting here..lol