There is alwaYs "an_Element_of_Danger" painting Your tush
like a halloween pumpkin.
#1 You have to get someone willing to paint the damn thing in the first place. lol
#2 the painter reallY wishes You didnt have baked beans for breakfast
#3 Question? is Kristins ass reallY worth adorning?
#4 If You think the pumpkin is big, luckY, You can't see the size of the potato
#5 Kristen sat in the window all night and all she got was piles
#6 It was reported that strange men keep knocking on her door asking for some sugar and all she could offer was her pumpkin candy
#7 Some of her neighbors just couldn't get into the "swing" of things and
complained, the giant pumpkin butt was scaring small children
#8 I have heard that it took 5 gallons of orange paint to cover that butt
# 9 Kristen has stated that she can't wait till Christmas as she plans to do a santa coming down the chimneY theme in reverse
#10 The Alberta airport have approached her suggesting the all future painting endeavors should be made using luminous paint , and are willing for her to sit on the runway as a beacon for incoming planes.
Kristin loves PartYboYs from
Brampton
and Tiemmes up with the
Lards, Gracie in Love
for
Aquatic water sports
The Ass
paint is water resistant
samantha xx
28 comments:
At last. A true pic of the real Samantha, an overweight lardy-assed barrage balloon. A no fuck zone
next posting will be how wonderful jesus is and sting will crawl up their asses. What about this posting stings? you going to ohhh and awwww over how lovely your friends are this time? no instead you will cry and boo hoo that you are being picked on. Twit.
A-bloody-men Anonymous above. Bloody well said. Now if this ridiculous article was parodying her beloved Gardenia, what would Stings do or say? Yeah you're right above... she would still find a space in their asses to crawl into, whilst beating her fist against her heart and yapping on about God's Infinite Love.
Amen Anons 18.42 and 16.56, stings will find an excuse to say how wonderful this is, always an excuse to ignore the hurt and humilation heaped on others, whilst spewing out her sainthood.
27/5/06 01:10 what has stings got to do with this storY? nothing the storY is about danger twat a her pumkin ass You should be saYing no matter what storY You will stil trash her (stings) You are a bunch of cowards who hide behind anonYmous
samantha xx
God this is all so interminably boring.
Next idiot will post something like..."you're posting aren't you?"
lolllllllllll..what a novel idea! that's something funny i can do to surpeise my hubbie on halloween night. lolololol
oops..i meant surprise*
And of course admin A4, you never trash anyone do you? All the time Stings and Gardenia are among the few in chat who even acknowledge your existence, they will be treated as one of you evil bitches, they know that, and they obviously enjoy the company.
27/5/06 12:05 you're posting aren't you and you are=))
Bingo. The idiot responded LMFAO
Bingo and the idiot responded back because he has his nose glued to the blog.
I wanted to see how long it took for him to respond:))
Bingo and the idiot responded ONCE AGAIN because she just cant fucken help herself. lmao looks like you responded even faster 06:12 =))
lmfao. What a genuine, 24 carat fucken plonker you are =))
Waits for next witty remark. See if you can actually write your own lines this time. lmfao A4 =))
I am not female but you can't attach a man!
We laugh at you
"samantha" you are a joke and a pathetic excuse of a human being. You are honestly complaining about people posting under anonymous when you won't even say what your other chat names are and don't tell people who you really are? This entire blog really is just for attention isn't it. That is obvious. Nothing you say here you really mean or care about, it’s just YOU getting that much needed attention you lack in your every day boring life. You post horrible things about people just to get a rise and then when someone comments you can feel glee that someone is actually acknowledging your pathetic excuse of a life. Then you say ridiculous things like "You are too much of a coward to say who you are and post under anonymous". You HIDE and continue to HIDE because you know that once everyone knows WHO you are, no one will listen to you, and no one will read this and no one will give you attention. I am sure you will come back at me with some more of your amazing logic like "well look at you posting" or "you’re anonymous". Like that has something at all to do with what I just said but in some odd way I suppose it puts justification in your unhinged mind. Either that or you will do what you do with most of my posts and delete it. Such a miserable wretched little soul you are.
28/5/06 08:05 didn't take you long))
28/5/06 08:39 you listen don't you?
LMFAO AT a4-Admin. Now is that remark supposed to be a witty come back? lmao
Women. You're only good enough for fucking and cleaning. A4 obviously dont get any fucking or cleaning done..... looks like they spend their entire lives posting to and monitoring this pishpot excuse for a forum.
LMFAO.
You spend your entire life posting get a job it may help:))
Who let danger out of her cage!!!
Get back in there nasty ass:))
A4 dont have jobs, that's why they spend their entire lives posting shit on the blogs. Even the Youll never walk alone tune is dedicated to them.
I hear it as You'll Never Get A Job..
sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand
Coz you'll never get a job
You'll neeeeeveeeeer get a job
28/5/06 11:14
A doctor, may be able to help you to understand your obsession
and apparent misogyny.
You obviously have issues that require professional help.
lmao and you are????? anon above???? some quasi psychobabbling self appointed shrink? I think you're the one who needs help lol. It's a blog dearie, a blog. lmao
Yes it is a blog and i think everyone in chat is grateful for it because if you vent like this out in the real world, they would lock you up=))
amen anon 00.44 that gave me the best laugh I had all day!
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